I will do him one better: What's wrong with you! Standing in line, for hours, for a crappy gadget. I'm ashamed of myself for even taking time to shame you. Are you empty, void of purpose, stupid? Don't you work or contribute to the economy or some civic activity? Who can afford to sit around like that? And for what? It's not like a sporting event or concert seat with a limited run - it's a device, they are slated to make 50 million of them.
Stop it now, get out of line, go home. Collect your old clothes and donate them, volunteer, or just go back to the job that you called in sick for - argh. Get a life.